Seinfeld - Season 1

You got any meat?
S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles - 5-Jul-1989
Jerry is excited that a woman he met on the road is coming to visit him in New York. However, he has a tough time discerning whether her intentions are romantic or platonic.

Let me be the architect. I can do it!
S01E02 The Stake Out - 31-May-1990
When Jerry goes to a birthday party with Elaine, he meets a woman he'd like to ask out, but doesn't get the chance to. When she leaves before he gets a chance to find out her name, he and George stakeout her office building.

I got caught up watching a soap opera... The Bold and the Beautiful.
S01E03 The Robbery - 7-Jun-1990
When Jerry's apartment gets robbed, he decides to move out. George shows him a great apartment, which he plans to take

You want me to roll 6,000 of these? What, should I quit my job?
S01E04 Male Unbonding - 14-Jun-1990
Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. George has trouble with his latest relationship. Kramer has the idea to open a chain of pizza parlors where you make your own pizza pie.

You could have invested in my roll-out tie dispenser!
S01E05 The Stock Tip - 21-Jun-1990
Jerry and George invest based on an insider stock tip, but then lose touch with their inside source. A nervous Jerry lets the declining stock ruin his weekend away with Vanessa, while George decides he's all in.