The Flat Earth

[Scene: Monk’s Café]

Jerry: (sipping coffee) So, Elaine, you won’t believe who I’m dating now.

Elaine: (curious) Oh really? Do tell.

Jerry: Her name is Lisa, and she’s stunning. But there’s just one tiny issue…

Elaine: (raising an eyebrow) What is it this time?

Jerry: She’s a die-hard Trump supporter.

Elaine: (chuckles) You sure know how to pick ’em, don’t you?

[Cut to George entering the café, looking agitated]

George: (frustrated) You won’t believe what I just found out about Kramer!

Jerry: (intrigued) What’s the deal now?

George: (whispering dramatically) He’s joined a Flat Earth group!

Elaine snorts in disbelief.

Elaine: (laughing) Flat Earth? Kramer?

Jerry: (trying not to laugh) Are you serious?

George: (nodding) Dead serious! I saw him at a meeting, passionately discussing how the Earth is a pancake.

Elaine: (laughing harder) Oh, this is gold.

Jerry: (smirking) Well, at least he’s not causing any harm.

George: (agitated) But he’s spreading misinformation, Jerry! And what if he convinces others?

[Scene: Jerry’s Apartment]

Jerry is recounting the Flat Earth revelation to Kramer.

Kramer: (enthusiastically) Oh, you wouldn’t believe it, Jerry. The Earth is flat, and we’re all being deceived by the government and the media.

Jerry: (sarcastically) Of course, of course. So, I suppose the moon landing was fake too?

Kramer: (nodding) Oh, absolutely! And don’t get me started on the Bermuda Triangle.

[Scene: Jerry’s Apartment – Later]

Jerry is on the phone with Lisa, arranging a date.

Lisa: (excitedly) Jerry, I heard there’s a Trump rally downtown tomorrow. Wanna go together?

Jerry: (nervous) Oh, you know, Lisa, politics and I don’t really mix well. Let’s keep things light.

Lisa: (disappointed) Oh, come on. It’ll be fun.

Jerry: (hesitating) Well, how about we do something else? Like, uh, watch a comedy show?

Lisa: (brightening up) That sounds good too!

[Scene: Elaine’s Apartment Building]

Elaine is trying to charge her electric car when her neighbor unplugs it again.

Elaine: (frustrated) Not again!

Neighbor: (innocently) Oh, was that your car? My bad.

Elaine: (irked) You’re “accidentally” unplugging my car every day?

Neighbor: (sheepish) It’s the quietness. I keep forgetting it’s there.

Elaine: (annoyed) Well, how about I attach a bell to it, so you’re reminded every time you unplug it?

Neighbor: (chuckles) You don’t have to do that.

Elaine: (smirking) Oh, I think I do.

[Scene: Jerry’s Apartment]

George: (sitting with Jerry and Elaine) So, you’re avoiding talking politics with Lisa?

Jerry: (nodding) Yeah, I just can’t handle it, especially when we’re being… intimate.

Elaine: (grinning) Intimate political debates? That’s a new one.

George: (chuckles) I can just imagine pillow talk about tariffs and healthcare.

Jerry: (rolling his eyes) Exactly. So, I’m sticking to neutral topics.

[Cut to Jerry and Lisa’s date at a comedy club]

Comedian: (onstage) And don’t get me started on politics, folks. I mean, have you seen those debates? It’s like watching a bunch of clowns arguing over who gets to drive the tiny car.

The audience erupts in laughter, but Lisa turns to Jerry with a raised eyebrow.

Lisa: (smirking) You really don’t like talking politics, do you?

Jerry: (nervous) I just think there’s more to life than that, you know?

Lisa: (laughing) Fair enough. Let’s enjoy the show.

[Scene: Elaine’s Apartment Building – Hallway]

Elaine attaches a small, tinkling bell to her electric car’s charging port.

Elaine: (smirking) Let’s see him “accidentally” unplug it now.

[Scene: Jerry’s Apartment]

Kramer: (entering excitedly) Jerry, you won’t believe what I discovered at the Flat Earth meeting today.

Jerry: (sarcastically) I can hardly wait.

Kramer: (enthusiastically) They think that aliens are actually government agents, spying on us from flying saucers.

Elaine: (laughing) Oh, this is priceless.

George: (agitated) Kramer, you can’t seriously believe this stuff.

Kramer: (grinning) Well, George, it’s all about opening your mind to new possibilities.

[Scene: Jerry’s Apartment – Later]

Jerry is on another date with Lisa at a fancy restaurant.

Lisa: (smiling) So, Jerry, what are your thoughts on the current state of international trade agreements?

Jerry: (nervous) You know what’s amazing about this steak? It’s cooked to perfection.

Lisa: (raising an eyebrow) Smooth dodge.

Jerry: (chuckles) I like to keep things light and delicious.

[Scene: Elaine’s Apartment Building – Hallway]

Elaine is in her apartment, hearing the tinkling of the bell as her neighbor tries to unplug her car.

Elaine: (triumphant) Gotcha!

Neighbor: (sighing) Okay, okay, I give up.

Elaine: (grinning) Good. Now, my car can charge in peace.

[Scene: Monk’s Café]

George: (exasperated) I can’t believe I have a friend in a Flat Earth group.

Elaine: (laughing) This is even better than the time he tried to start a cat cafe.

Jerry: (smirking) Well, at least it’s harmless entertainment.

Kramer enters, looking excited.

Kramer: (enthusiastically) Guess what, guys? I’ve got a new theory about the Bermuda Triangle!

George: (rolling his eyes) Here we go.

Kramer: (ignoring George) It’s actually a portal to an alternate dimension, where aliens and dinosaurs coexist!

Elaine bursts into laughter.

Elaine: (laughing) You’re unbelievable, Kramer.

Jerry: (smirking) You know, Kramer, I think you’ve finally cracked the case.

Kramer: (grinning) That’s what I’m here for, buddy. Dimension-hopping aliens and all!

[End credits]