Seinfeld Today: What if Seinfeld still aired today?

Kramer goes to Costco just to eat the free samples. Jerry won’t eat at a local restaurant because Poppie’s son is the head chef. George uses a food bank for free food until his girlfriend catches on.

Kramer enters a hot dog eating competition while George acts as his coach. Jerry can’t get an Uber because he didn’t tip well enough. Elaine binge watches the “House of the Dragon” series when she was supposed to watch it together with her boyfriend David Puddy.

Elaine gets chosen as a secret shopper but doesn’t understand the “secret” part of the job title. Jerry dates a beautiful police woman who puts a “Blue Lives Matter” bumper sticker on his car. Kramer publishes an eBook of his driving shortcuts.

Jerry and Elaine both try out a new dating app with differing results. George gets a VR helmet, which causes him to desire the virtual world more than life with his friends. Kramer starts a podcast and uses Jerry’s apartment as his recording studio.

Kramer gets a drone to locate the chickens he lost in Central Park. Elaine posts a TikTok video of her dancing and she is excited that it goes viral, leaving Jerry and George to explain to her it may have been because of her bizarre dance moves.

Kramer wins a radio contest allowing him to be Taylor Swift’s Roadie for a Day. Jerry had gotten Taylor Swift tickets for the gang, however Elaine hates Taylor Swift and George is only going so he can try to scalp Kramer’s ticket for cash.

Kramer joins a Flat Earth group. Jerry dates a beautiful woman who loves Donald Trump, causing Jerry to avoid talking politics around her. Elaine gets an electric car but her neighbor keeps unplugging it.

Elaine struggles taking a perfect Instagram selfie, George dates a woman he met when she she called trying to scam him, and Kramer wants Jerry to buy an air fryer, but Jerry claims he has run out counter space.