Seinfeld Quote

(Kramer starts rubbing a stick of
Jerry's butter across his face)

Jerry: Wait a minute. Do I have to ask?
Kramer: Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours. Anything else, Mr. Nosey?
Jerry: Why are you buttering your face?
Kramer: I'm shaving with it.
Jerry: Oh, Moses smell the roses!

Quote from S09E01 - The Butter Shave


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